Most of us who live in North America are actually just strip malls that are slowly being abandoned due to the economic downturn.

Mine is a nail salon, a comic book store and a discount grocery store with half the store fronts boarded up with plywood and haunted by meth addicts … it used to be a lot fun though.

Pfft, I wish my spine was in that good a shape! Damn tech neck.

And full of spike traps.

Like chlamydia