• @DarkCloud
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      Because their eyes are fixed in an absolute plane to the viewers perception. So to us it looks like they swapped seats, but that’s just because we don’t understand how their eyes work.

      …this is why their eyes are jutting off their heads like that. It would make more sense if you had eyes like theirs, then you would understand this as a quirk of their universe.

  • @dohpaz42
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    461 month ago

    Rogue droplets? What is this allergic to water or something? It’s a lot better than smearing shit all over your ass and smelling bad.

    • @PapaStevesy
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      I’m more worried about why it’s getting in his balls. Are they exposed to the open air??

        • @PapaStevesy
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          41 month ago

          No, thankfully my scrotum is, currently at least, fully intact. No butt-water in these balls!

          • @[email protected]
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            Easy fix, get a syringe and you can grab some toilet water to inject in your sac.

            Hope this helps

          • @dohpaz42
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            41 month ago

            I used to, but then I got a bidet. It’s like Sea World every time I poop now.

            • @[email protected]
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              11 month ago

              It started as a joke that it’s a sock for gamers to poop in without having to leave the screen. Pretty sure no one’s actually done it but in today’s world, who knows…

      • @ladicius
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        41 month ago

        I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my balls… 🎤

      • @CrayonRosary
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        21 month ago

        I’m more worried that her eyes aren’t in her head.

  • @Crashumbc
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    321 month ago

    I’m more worried about when the tip touches something it shouldn’t…

  • osaerisxero
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    211 month ago

    He calls it collateral, i call it cool mist breeze. Shit’s a feature my dude

  • @[email protected]
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    141 month ago

    This is why you wipe dry afterwards.

    I mean, why would you worry about drops of water on your balls when your whole ass is wet?

    • @r0ertel
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      61 month ago

      It’s working as designed. The sac is the mud flap, right?

      • @[email protected]
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        This means either you’re hanging your ass for quite a while in the bathroom, or you just walk around butt naked.

        Otherwise, you’d have some soggy underwear.

        • @[email protected]
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          Wearing underwear. As soon as you pull up your pants its a little wet and you go on with life. It probably dries out in like half an hour.

  • nifty
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    You have to use a regulator for controlling both temp and pressure, that will get rid of the residual splash stuff

  • @CM400
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    126 days ago

    I’d rather have collateral splashing from a bidet than a urinal.