Watch out for yeti, they are currently in rut and it has been a very active and traumatic season so far. Your best defense is complete detachment and try to stay as intact as possible.
"OH NO! I HOPE NO YETIS NOTICE THAT MY SNOWPANTS HAVE SLIPPED DOWN AROUND MY ANKLES!
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SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF ONE OF THOSE BIG STRONG YETIS HAD THEIR WAY WITH ME WHILE I SLOWLY PULL THEM BACK UP!!!"
(sigh)
“What are you doing, step-yeti?!”
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You joke, but non-consentual yeti-human interaction survivors are afraid to speak, if they are still capable of speech. Sometimes the Yeti does get things turned around and it usually results in TBI/brain damage and the loss of the ability to use vocal cords, the unlucky ones get their C1-C7 pulverized.
it’s only 357990 meters left bro
Lol
“We usually veer south at the corpse with the green boots, but it’s usually two miles further up.”
