Before he was mayor of Flavortown, he was the Caesar of Savor.

Style is eternal.

There is a documentary by American Dad where they explain Guy Fieri is an eternal demon. He can only be undone by habanero cheese from the lake that spawned him.

Guy Fieri isn’t a person, but an immortal demonic entity that possesses people. He can only be killed if you trick him into drinking from the pool of habanero queso sauce from whence he came.

did he gorge on Caesar’s entrails

Thought that was Colin Farrell at first.

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