Can’t be the same bridge but you can reuse the bucket three times.

  • @[email protected]
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    17 hours ago

    Can’t be the same bridge? What am I, made of bridges?!

    And I have to reliably poop once a day while under that pressure to poop once a day?

  • @BlitzoTheOisSilent
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    516 hours ago

    Can I construct a new, small bridge, every day, and throw my poop off of it?

    Like, what is the definition of a “bridge” here, because if it’s just a structure going over a deep space in the ground, can I just dig a big whole in the backyars and then, as I said, build a new one every day?

    Follow up if “yes”: can you reuse building materials, and if so, where’s the Ship of Theseus line where it’s no longer a “new” bridge?

  • Theo
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    517 hours ago

    Can you alternate between bridges or am I going to spendy life finding a bridge that I haven’t thrown shit off? Can I use gloves?

    • AliceOPM
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      217 hours ago

      U can use gloves. Has to be a new bridge

  • @[email protected]
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    416 hours ago

    Definition of bridge? Can I get two bricks, put plank across them and it counts as a bridge? To be new bridge to I have to change its location or merely take it apart and rebuild it?

      • @BlitzoTheOisSilent
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        216 hours ago

        This troll… How big we talkin’?

        And do we need to worry about him trying to get in muh boy’s soul?

  • @robocall
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    216 hours ago

    Do I need to poop every day? Or can I keep some of today’s poop for tomorrow? I don’t poop every day, even though I take a lot of magnesium and fiber. I may have to change my diet too.

      • @robocall
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        215 hours ago

        But I don’t poop every day. I’ve even used metamucil in the past, I’m just not an everyday pooper.