• Captain Aggravated
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    281 month ago

    We wish you were using Linux

    We wish you were using Linux

    We wish you were using Linux

    Have a debloated new year!

    • @Moshpirit
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      328 days ago

      We wish you were using Linux

      We wish you were using Linux

      We wish you were using Linux

      Have a debloated new year! And a happy GNU year!

      FTFY. Merry X₁₁mass!

    • Ephera
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      61 month ago

      I’ve seen doormats that look more alive than this lawn…

    • @Peck
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      51 month ago

      Damn right. The first thing I thought when I saw that pic. What a nightmare. Thought of walking my dog or kids on that street makes me depressed.

    • OzoneGameDev
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      241 month ago

      Includes all drivers, every app and library from repositories, and all of flathub and snap store.

        • Ephera
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          41 month ago

          There’s Endless OS, which goes in that sort of direction. It includes even a good chunk of Wikipedia, so you can just install it on PCs and ship those PCs into regions where they don’t have internet.

  • psychOdelic
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    1 month ago

    Bruh, why the fuck is the grass length in the negatives? no surprise its fucking shit brown. america smh.

      • @TwanHE
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        111 month ago

        Your guys grass isn’t green all year round?

        • d00phy
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          71 month ago

          Also, generally speaking, I would agree that lawn is cut way too short, but again it depends on the grass. Bermuda kind of likes being kept short. St. Augustine looks better when it’s a bit longer.

          • @AA5B
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            21 month ago

            I’ve always heard it recommended to cut short after it goes dormant. It helps the grass come back quickly in the spring and cuts down on thatch.

            That does look really short though

            • d00phy
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              21 month ago

              Interesting. I always thought you cut it short in fall to allow light to get to new seed. I thought the best way to dethatch was a power rake.

        • d00phy
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          Depends on the grass. Some go dormant in the colder months. Some don’t. In the south, St Augustine and Bermuda grasses are pretty popular. Both will go dormant if the area gets a decent winter. In the mid-Atlantic region, you’ll see tall Fescue handle winter just fine.

          • @TwanHE
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            41 month ago

            No, our grass has been in our backyard for 15+ years now, never having anything else done then being mowed occasionally and yet it’s still green 365 days a year. So I’m genuinely confused.

            • Possibly linux
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              Well I’m glad you are enjoying your summer beach house

              You do realized not everyone lives in the same climate right? My guess is that you live somewhere that stays about freezing consistently

        • @[email protected]
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          11 month ago

          Nope. Americans are obsessed with a boring tiny plant that stays dormant for at least a quarter of the year, closing in on half of it.

        • @AA5B
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          Where are you?

          I’ve never seen grass stay green over winter, in the northeast US

          • Massachusetts
          • New York
          • Michigan
          • New Hampshire
          • psychOdelic
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            21 month ago

            yeah, cuz america apperantly has no real grass, also everybody cuts it like 2mm big… who expects that to survive?

            • @AA5B
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              The best cut changes seasonally

              • cut medium in the spring to better control it in fast growth
              • cut long in the summer to hold more moisture and choke out weeds, to better handle dry season
              • cut short in fall, to help it green up faster in the Spring, reduce thatch, and make it easier to keep clean of debris over winter

              Once grass is hibernating, it’s not like cutting it short inhibits anything: that part of the grass isn’t coming back to life

            • Ephera
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              11 month ago

              I mean, different regions have different plants which they call “grass”, not to mention different climates. It is genuinely possible that even grass in the wild goes brown in that region…

    • Possibly linux
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      41 month ago

      I’m not sure why it is cut so short. However, it doesn’t hurt anything as the grass is dormant.

    • jaxxed
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      31 month ago

      Suburban desert

    • @[email protected]
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      11 month ago

      I think 48/50 states have been considered to be in at least moderate drought, for a few years now.

    • @meliaesc
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      61 month ago

      Plant a tree, it looks so… civilized.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 month ago

        I planted an oak and a redbud this year. In a couple decades they’ll look okay, I hope. Literally have to wrap them with special paper to keep them from getting sunburned while they are small.

        This area naturally only grows trees along creek beds. The natural plants are Blackland Prairie- tall grasses and “weeds.” The HOA would have a cow if I let it go natural.

        • @t_chalco
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          21 month ago

          Redbud. Blackland Prairie. Semi-ostentatious mega-houses. I see you north DFW suburbs.

  • Arthur Besse
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    71 month ago

    it’s more likely they’re a regular-sized linux user and it’s only their inflatable penguin which is giant

  • @friend_of_satan
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    51 month ago

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen that kind of bloat with Linux.

  • @rtxnM
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    31 month ago

    This is what happens if you modprobe *

  • @Sam_Bass
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    21 month ago

    Or a fan of Movietone cartoons

  • @inkrifle
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    21 month ago

    Sadly they have a red hat