• @Anticorp
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      22 months ago

      A man only has two cheeks. After that, it’s clobbering time!

  • @LordCrom
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    102 months ago

    Whenever some asks ‘What would Jesus do?’ remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.

  • @ATDA
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    82 months ago

    The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.

  • @NegativeLookBehind
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    And on the 7th day, god said, “I’m going to beat the living shit out of you, bro”

    • aviationeast
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      42 months ago

      No on the Eighth day God said, the first rule about fight club is you do not talk about fight club.

    • @Anticorp
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      12 months ago

      LOL, idk why this made me laugh so hard, but it really did. Well done.

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      “Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids.”

  • Zier
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    22 months ago

    No! It’s a wine & sushi party. And he walks on water for your entertainment.

  • @Anticorp
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    12 months ago

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  • @werefreeatlast
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    12 months ago

    This fahking guy keeps trying to kiss my cheeks again! Cmon man! Its 6pm! I’ll see you outside in the parking lot!