Thank the good fucking lord that “FUCK” was censored. I might have had to clutch my goddamn pearls.

Here’s some more fucking pixels for you cunts.

Where the Frodo is mister Frodo? Why censor one Frodo but not the other Frodo?

DM: okay you successfully hid from the orcs. You hear them say Frodo isn’t dead. What do you do?

Sam: I walk straight into Mordor and demand Mr Frodo back.

DM: you just walk in? Are you sure?

Sam: Yes. I walk right in and demand Frodo back.

DM: do you ask nicely, how do you ask?

Sam: I said I demand him back.

DM: okay, roll intimidation <this is going to be like a DC 25 roll>

Sam: Nat 20.

Fuck

Absolute chad