• slazer2au
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    3015 days ago

    Na, pretty sure the second panel should be the CEO quitting so he isn’t around when it all falls down.

    • @[email protected]
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      915 days ago

      When talking about CEOs quitting and getting their golden parachute, I always imagine them walking out of a skyscraper’s open window and casually engaging the parachute and casually drifting away.

      • slazer2au
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        615 days ago

        I always imagined it like IT crowd or that Monty Python sketch.

    • snooggums
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      715 days ago

      Nah, that would be a third panel on both rows.

      Not doing great --> pivot --> cash out

      Doing great --> pivot --> cash out

    • @[email protected]
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      314 days ago

      Or downsizing while things are going well to prove to investors how “lean” he can make it.

      Which of course makes everything but the stock dividends WORSE.

  • @[email protected]
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    815 days ago

    When the rich get bored they tank economies or blow millions of dollars on a 5-minute trip into the atmosphere.

    When we get bored we get drunk and miss That Important Meeting on teams