• @NOT_RICK
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    372 months ago

    Spaghetti will dump out of my pant pockets upon my demise

  • Presi300
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    352 months ago

    A Linux boot USB

  • Sabata
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    2 months ago

    Please don’t mug me.

    Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750
    Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200
    Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150
    Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15
    Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15
    Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10
    Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10
    Cash | - | Common | $33-$83
    Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5
    Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5
    Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0
    
    • dream_weasel
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      52 months ago

      Is a phone really legendary if every person you kill drops one? 🤔

      • Sabata
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        It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.

  • @[email protected]
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    252 months ago

    An ear or a tooth that would contribute towards satisfying your quest, but inexplicably only 10% of the time.

    • @TheDoozer
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      32 months ago

      So it’s a quest in Appalachia?

  • @over_clox
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    252 months ago

    A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.

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        Nope, Gulf Coast USA. But yep, that plus a couple other items would be my loot.

        I also have a couple fun cards in my wallet, one is a Fresnel magnifying lens, which can be used to start fires, and another card is a folding pocket knife.

        Edit: Also a multitool plus a spiked watch wristband coming up very soon. I’m not a fan of metal detectors LOL!

  • snooggums
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    172 months ago

    Cargo Shorts of Holding.

  • @Valmond
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    162 months ago

    A bunch of fully functionally cables that you’ll keep forever but will never have any practical use.

  • Boozilla
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    122 months ago

    A suit of armor that looks very different when you put it on depending on your gender.

  • @isyasad
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    112 months ago

    No loot, just 3 exp

  • Mister Neon
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    2 months ago

    A pair of black Timberlands, a bag of salted peanuts, and a copy of the Codex Borgia in English. All item qualities are grey to white.

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        I love it, but it’s the easiest Mesoamerican Codex to get copies of. I do have a 5% chance of dropping a copy of the Codex Nuttall and that’s at least an orange quality.