• @Death_Equity
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    536 days ago

    If we can farm nicotine with modified tomato plants… Can we grow cocaine tomatoes, which are easy as hell to grow? Asking for a friend.

    • @JayleneSlide
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      85 days ago

      I’ll settle for good tomatoes year-round, minus the coke. I mean, sure, coke tomatoes would totally supercharge everyone’s summer. But then the Big Dark of winter would suck so much more.

      • @Death_Equity
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        55 days ago

        Do you have any concept of manic winter cleaning? Have some ceviche or tacos with salsa and get productive, clean the house with a toothbrush or write your novel and accompanying screen play during those long winter months.

        S.A.D. no more, geek on tomatoes and get shit done.

    • @[email protected]
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      25 days ago

      Tomacco was a fictional product on the Simpsons, unless I missed something.

      Which, if i I did, hey, neat.

    • @[email protected]
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      26 days ago

      I never got round to it, but when researching I think tobacco is about the same difficulty to grow as tomatoes

      • @Death_Equity
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        46 days ago

        Tobacco takes about 90-120 days, tomato is 70-90 days.

        Tomatoes also produce a large amount of seeds/fruit and are substantially easier to grow densely in a canopy with under hanging fruit.

  • @johannesvanderwhales
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    176 days ago

    I’m uh…pretty sure we already have a plant that grows cocaine?

    • @[email protected]
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      106 days ago

      I have actually wondered why this isn’t a thing. You can order a yeast 2.0 sample from a supplier and the relevant DNA strand from a DNA printing company, multiply the DNA and introduce it to the yeast and you’re game.

      • @[email protected]
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        86 days ago

        I think it’s the “introduce it to the yeast” part that’s the hard part. But I can’t imagine the types of precautions the people who already have a morphine producing yeast strain (yes some people already invented it) must take. The illicit value of that is like priceless.

        • @[email protected]
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          76 days ago

          As I understand the process is fairly straightforward - yeast picks up dna from the environment, so the process involves creating a dna strain which includes both the intended change and a marker change, like resistance to something that would normally kill the yeast. Then introduce the dna to the yeast and introduce the poison which will kill the yeast that didn’t pick up the dna.

          Anyway, that’s what I seem to remember from synth bio course from years ago, I might have misunderstood tho.

          • @[email protected]
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            36 days ago

            The hard part for someone trying to do it in a bathtub would probably be making sure it picks up the dna you’re wanting and not something else randomly from the environment

            • @[email protected]
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              36 days ago

              That’s why you introduce the marker (like resistance to a common antibiotic ) in the same strand, then put antibiotic in the bathtub to kill the rest. Of course its a good idea to wash the tank first…

              • @P1nkman
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                15 days ago

                Instructions unclear. My wife is now asking why the bathtub is full of syrup. Please send help.

    • @[email protected]
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      25 days ago

      Let’s maximize that yield. A thousand cultures an a bit of radioactive substance to up the mutation rate. It could be automated.

  • @mhague
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    226 days ago

    Tabacaine would be a good commodity in a space game

    • Eww
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      216 days ago

      It sounds like a coca plant that can grow in more than one region.

    • chingadera
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      56 days ago

      Talk to me when cocaine silk goat milk hits the Boston mahket

  • @Coldgoron
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    226 days ago

    New way to treat my ADHD just dropped.

  • @captainlezbian
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    106 days ago

    Someone finally made a reason to live in Virginia

    • @P1nkman
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      25 days ago

      Don’t tell anyone! They might start an industry around it.

  • @j4k3
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    66 days ago

    upper downer I’ll have the -er