Okay we can blame santa for climate change and wash ourselves of all our sins

Meme: “Christmas indirectly causes global warming!” 🤣🤣🤣

Reality: A lot of the junk we make for Christmas indirectly causes global warming.😐😐😐

i would be so naughty do you know how hard it is to get solar panels that aren’t leased from a shady company

with the incoming energy crisis of 2025-2029 I would like to send Santa a message.

Mr Nick‘s, you must concede that all humans have been slightly naughty after all you know when they have been naughty or nice.

Hohohorrible, giving all children coal to fill your pockets is simply unethical, it is literally going to destroy the world for your own profit!

Mr. Nicks we are willing to take over full production of your toy factory and cut you in 2% of all future sales, given you are currently giving away your toys for free this will be infinitely more profitable and you can finally retire in Hawaii in luxury instead of slaving away in a cold dark workshop.

Well that’s not the point, it is for the good boys and girls.

Mr. Nicks we have here a professional philosopher and he says there is no such thing as good or evil given your sudo omnipresent nature we must assume you are well aware of this and must have an alternative motive, we are prepared to file an injunction with the courts to have all further imports of goods from the North Pole restricted and air control will Shoot down any unauthorized flying slays…. Or you can sign this document, the choice is yours but I would choose the more profitable option.

Why this has got to be the most Evil thing I have ever seen.

Good, I expect to see plenty Coal delivered to the Black Sky Coal plantation.

THANKS, SANTA!