• @AbouBenAdhem
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    433 days ago

    My uncle fell for this scam and bought some “prime agricultural land” in the middle of a flood plain—he had to come up with this whole technique he calls “geometry” just to find it again each spring.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      253 days ago

      What’s he going to talk about next, those idiotic “wheel” things? Stupid fads.

      • @whaleross
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        253 days ago

        So sick of wheelbros. Yeah you roll, shut up about it already.

  • @PugJesus
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    83 days ago

    Bread is a gift from the gods, and it is BLASPHEMY to say otherwise!

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      83 days ago

      Why would the gods give us a gift we had to plant and process ourselves when there’s plenty of mammoths and there always will be?

      • @PugJesus
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        73 days ago

        I bet you complained when the gods gave us fire too!

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          53 days ago

          Why would I do that? Fire comes from when the forest burns down and that’s when the gods send a bolt from the sky. Everyone knows that.

          You can make bread. You can’t just make fire. 🙄