Washington and Oregon are two of six states where humans have tested positive for avian flu, but researchers suspect there are more unreported cases.

  • @satanmat
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    Sure we’ve had one pandemic, but what about second pandemic…

    I don’t think he knows about second pandemic 😷

  • @einlander
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    New plague, who’s this? New trump presidency, new plague.

    • Atelopus-zeteki
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      Is there a betting pool on when it’s gonna strike? As soon as RFK stops infectious disease research, for 8 YEARS!, seems likely.

  • @[email protected]
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    1921 hours ago

    Time to grab toilet paper, n95 masks, purell, tuna, soups, etc I guess. Also freeze meat before it becomes tainted/3x the price

    Round 2 what did we all learn last time?

    • TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)
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      1320 hours ago

      I learned that we can probably use UV lights shined on the skin, and maybe drinking bleach to alleviate symptoms, beautifully! I also learned if you don’t test you don’t have it, which is probably the most important thing to keep from having a pandemic and affecting the economy. Also in a pinch people on Tik Tok with no medical training but a “hunch” are more than qualified to suggest remedies to both cure you and/or prevent it, their advice should absolutely be followed without question.

      /s of course =)

    • @Tujio
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      520 hours ago

      Fuck that. I’m buying every banana I can get my hands on.

    • Noxy
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      217 hours ago

      Skip toilet paper, get a washlet or bidet instead. Your asshole will thank you, and so will your wallet over the long term!

  • @[email protected]
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    Yay! Can’t wait for a second one!! Since the last pandemic i always kept reserves on n95 masks and I have a bidet so I’m covered for the most important parts. Let’s see how lethal is this one, I’m sure it’s gonna be a lot of fun to live in any fascist country when this happens, after all, what could possibly go wrong ina country that denies science during a pandemic? Specially considering the amount of these we are seeing nowadays.

  • @Rapidcreek
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    621 hours ago

    Lots of chickens culled due to bird flu, which is the reason the price of eggs goes up.