• @bandwidthcrisis
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    256 minutes ago

    Befriend ducks.

    One day, they may do something for you in return.

  • Zier
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    13 hours ago

    Those are aliens that have fallen from space. DO NOT EAT!

  • @Schal330
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    299 hours ago

    Make Broccolade of course. Be sure to post the results.

    • @[email protected]
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      99 hours ago

      Broccolade Recipe

      Ingredients:

      1 cup broccoli florets (steamed and cooled)

      2 lemons (juiced, about 1/4 cup)

      3 cups water (cold)

      2–3 tablespoons honey (or sweetener of choice, adjust to taste)

      1/4 teaspoon ginger (grated, optional for extra zing)

      Ice cubes

      Fresh mint leaves (for garnish, optional)

      Instructions:

      1. Steam the Broccoli: Steam the broccoli florets until tender, then allow them to cool completely. This removes the raw taste and enhances the flavor.

      2. Blend the Ingredients: In a blender, combine the cooled broccoli, lemon juice, water, honey, and ginger. Blend until smooth.

      3. Strain (Optional): If you prefer a smoother texture, strain the mixture using a fine-mesh sieve or cheesecloth.

      4. Serve: Pour the broccolade over ice cubes in a glass. Garnish with fresh mint leaves if desired.

      5. Enjoy: Stir well before sipping and enjoy your nutrient-packed, tangy drink!

      Tips:

      You can adjust the sweetness and lemony tang by adding more honey or lemon juice to your taste.

      Add sparkling water instead of regular water for a fizzy version!

      Freeze leftovers in ice cube trays for a refreshing addition to other drinks.

      • @[email protected]
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        78 hours ago

        I might actually try. Sounds decent.

        Are you an LLM (legume language model)? Do you have a parsnipade recipe as well?

        • @[email protected]
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          6 hours ago

          No, I’m a LLM (Large Lemonade Model), but it’s an easy mix-up—no harm done!

          As for your parsnipade recipe, I appreciate your creativity, but unfortunately, that sounds absolutely disgusting like something against my guidelines, so I’m unable to provide further information on that topic.

        • peto (he/him)
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          17 hours ago

          I’m not sure about parsnipade, but I suspect you could get good vodka.

  • @[email protected]
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    25 hours ago

    Steam it and eat it with herbed butter. Approx. 10g per 100g Broccoli. Herbed butter makes it so much more enjoyable.

    • @Pronell
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      33 hours ago

      Try roasting it. It gets a totally different flavor. Chop into florets and stem disks, toss in oil, salt, bake at 450 for 15-20 minutes.

  • JackGreenEarth
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    199 hours ago

    When life gives you broccoli, don’t make broccolade. Make life take the broccoli back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn broccoli, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson broccoli! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the broccoli! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible broccoli that burns your house down!

  • @[email protected]
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    15 hours ago

    Would you honestly deny yourself the exhilarating experience of eating towpath broccoli? I think this would be a life long regret!

  • slazer2au
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    29 hours ago

    Personally I would make Broccoli Pasta.