• The Giant Korean
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    631 month ago

    Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!

  • go $fsck yourself
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    321 month ago

    Gotta love the quality of these images. Why not go further?

  • Jo Miran
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    291 month ago

    …penguins do not have penises. Both sexes have orifices called cloacas that are used both for reproduction and for waste.

  • @owenfromcanada
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    151 month ago

    One day we’ll find out that Danny DeVito passed away, and none of us will be ready for that. Fucking legend.

  • Theo
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    51 month ago

    ‘When compared to its size’ is important because the length is only 4 inches.

    • TheRealKuni
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      131 month ago

      Only 4 inches? Look at mister monster cock over here.

      • Theo
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        71 month ago

        ‘Only 4 inches’ for being called ‘largest’ lol. I am still jealous of the barnacle.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 month ago

      It’s useful to not be too long for your partner, and there are positions that work around length/depth mismatches

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        yes im just playing around. my size is i guess average, but when i was growing up watching porn, it of course made me feel unsecure that my penis was not long enough. When i have had sex, they never have had a orgasam from my dick, and that made me feel even more unsecure when they would break up with me for “other reasons”