I know, maybe instead of a PR blitz they could spend that money on properly serving their customers!

I feel their pain with every CEO shot. Thoughts and prayers.

Unnecessary middleman responsible for human suffering promises to produce the same amount of suffering while having a concerned look on his face.

I mean, they don’t feel it. Yet…

”We hear for you…”

The idea that Witty, who earned $23.5 million last year alone and is a Brit literally knighted by the UK, would “understand” the struggle of any ordinary person is of course laughable.

Fuck

It’s typical CEO speak to write entire articles for the New York Times that say essentially nothing, promise nothing, and only give meaningless platitudes.

It isn’t unique to just CEOs, all the C-levels do this shit. I once had a Chief Manufacturing Officer mention “creating Value” four times in one paragraph, which was pointless.

Once they are killing you in the streets and everyone is cheering, it is too late for striking a transparently false empathetic tone.

Fuck you. Pay me.

Lmao I don’t fucking believe that for a second. Get fucked, insurers.

“I don’t believe you…”

—Ron Burgundy

Now they feel our pain.

No, they don’t. But, hopefully, they will.