It’s tiny but it smells amazing. Can’t wait to try it.

    • @IMALlama
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      Lazy is good for them. We’re talking benign neglect. Over attention to plants, especially if they’re potted, is often worse.

      The thing about growing pineapple is the time until it fruits. If it’s in a pot and indoors it can tata few years.

      • The Giant KoreanOP
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        They really are pretty easy to take care of. But they do take forever to flower, unless you induce it somehow.

        • chingadera
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          Why does this read like you know how to induce it, and you’re gonna die with those secrets?

            • chingadera
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              I don’t garden unfortunately, it was more of a joke, but I’m sure everyone will appreciate the dirt nasty secrets

              Edit: it’s wild you can just offer a fruit sacrifice to this plant and it will give you a harder to obtain fruit. That’s some animal crossing shit right there

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                LOL I never thought about it that way. It has dungeon game vibes where you combine ingredients to get a potion or something.

                • chingadera
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                  Simulation theory confirmed, brethren

        • @IMALlama
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          Ultimate plant for the lazy! Unfortunately, they’re also a bit lazy…

  • TTH4P
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    121 month ago

    It’s not too tiny, it’s perfect. Good job!

  • @dirthawker0
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    Nice job! I started a top earlier this year and have managed not to kill it (this is my 3rd try). Hoping for a pineapple in a couple years. How long did yours take?

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      7 years, but that’s because I tried to let it flower on its own. I got tired of waiting and made it flower using a calcium carbide tablet. Two years in a row I’ve used calcium carbide and it’s worked well for me.

      I’d wait til your plant is established and strong before trying to induce it to flower. Give it at least 2 years. Hope your third try is a charm!

      • @dirthawker0
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        Thanks for the tips! I’ve read it typically takes 2-3 years - great to know about this calcium carbide.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    51 month ago

    More like a pin apple

  • @Raiderkev
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    51 month ago

    Did you grow it indoors or outdoors?

    • The Giant KoreanOP
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      31 month ago

      Mostly outdoors in a pot, then I brought it inside when it got cold.

      • @Raiderkev
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        Nice, I always forget to do the latter, and have never gotten a fruit. It doesn’t get terribly cold here either, just like a week or 2 a year where it freezes

  • @RoyaltyInTraining
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    41 month ago

    Damn, that looks so much better than anything I’ve ever seen in a store

  • @shalafi
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    Good one! I have one rooted, waiting on going outdoors next spring. Another one won’t sprout roots or die. Guess I’ll plant it anyway?

  • @RBWells
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    31 month ago

    Well 6 of my 7 plants were lost in the hurricane, so you have grown an infinite, incalculable % more pineapple than I’ve managed. It does look delicious.

    • The Giant KoreanOP
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      11 month ago

      Oh no. Sorry to hear! Mine keep dividing, so maybe the one you have will, too, and you’ll be back to where you were soon 🤞

  • @OldManBOMBIN
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    11 month ago

    That’s the one that Hitler chose first in Little Nicky!