• @vinnymac
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      Paparazzi snapped this photo of him just yesterday after a cocaine binge Old Frodo

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        111 month ago

        Yeah, and then 2021-2024 was like 3 months, and now we have to face another trump administration? FML.

    • @TootSweet
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      161 month ago

      That’s how the ring works. The first 20 years, you don’t age. After the next four, BAM Gollum.

        • @WoodScientist
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          If LotR was written by JK Rowling, prolonged exposure to the ring would turn you black. Gollum would be a minstrel show stereotype.

  • @ZeffSyde
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    91 month ago

    His sideburns are receding, though.

  • @niktemadur
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    71 month ago

    No, Frodo did not, in fact, destroy the ring.
    It was Gollum that done did the deed!

  • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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    61 month ago

    It’s the butthole tasing that keeps him young. Same for Ryan Reynolds.