Tell him about trains without saying trains and hope for the best
“Have you ever done something good that didn’t have any benefit for yourself?”
The answer is obviously no, but it would be fun to dismantle his ego.
Do you actually care about Trump, or do you want to ensure Tesla has no competition
I’d just leave myself. Words mean nothing to fascists; I’d be wasting my breath and sitting at his table.
How were Trumps McDonalds burgers? Like, are they better than what they feed the peasants?
I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.”
Watch is ego implode.
“Oh, I know you ! you’re that Ironman guy who can’t build himself a flying armor ?”
More like, you’re the guy dancing on stage with that orange pedo
Elon is friends with Gillaines Maxwell, himself
She’s just his Kung fu master.
Elon, if you developed a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer, do you think it would affect your entire body?
I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.
Woah, we got a real badass over here.
Nah, just got a lot of knives. Mostly use the Ka-bar for opening cat food and food packaging, because I have destroyed so many shitty folding knives. Also I use it for opening bottles.
As for the artery thing I was going to make a choke about Musk having a weirdly thick neck but I forgot it and just kinda left the comment.
I’d slap him. I don’t fucking care, I’m dying from societal neglect and welfare failings and like literally 0.00001% of his wealth could fix all my problems, you have to be inherently selfish to hoard all that wealth (not to mention be inherently evil to get it in the first place).
(this is a joke, I wouldn’t put it past Musk for suing for verbal assault or something)
But first you gotta ask him “does your mother sew?”
How can you slap?!
fuck being sued this country needs a story like that in the news
Lol you think his 24 bodyguards will let you near him?
Hes desperate for attention, hed love you to talk to him.
Probably not so much once the awkward questions started, though.
pretend not to know who he is
And then call him Leon.
Leon? Oh are you the owner of the UK restaurant chain?
“aren’t you that Leon guy?”
“Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho.”
Do you follow this Elon guy on Twitter? He says the stupidest shit.
I’d ask for his wife’s number
