There are about 300,000 CEOs in America. 1 was murdered in the past 20 years. 0.0003%.
There are 75 million kids under 18 in America. 500 were murdered in school shootings in the past 20 years. 0.0007%.
So it’s twice as dangerous to be a kid than a CEO, statistically.
while I approve of taking out ceos… I’m afraid i dont agree with the abuse of statistics. all ceos were children. these figures are not independent. ;)
But how many of those CEO’s were in school the past 20 years?
And in underfunded, public schools to boot.
I heard from the wife of a guy I know that most CEOs are identifying as cats now and demanding to use litter boxes in the board room… Uh, it’s so woke and DEI and really just such a Marxist socialist CRT, Uh!
Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Call for homicideI don’t always respond to these reports, but when I do, there’s really only one reasonable response.
This is hands down my favorite take so far
Yeah… I wasn’t so onboard with the murder cries abound, but this is warming my heart to it a bit
and younger. Second grader called 911 for the Madison shooting.
They should probably have intruder safety drills at their place of work, just in case.