• magnetosphere
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    1311 hours ago

    The victim was a billionaire, and apparently there were no serious injuries. This is a comedy.

  • @robocall
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    12 hours ago

    I imagine he’d either cut them into smaller gems, losing most of their value. Or sell them to a 3rd world dictator, or a shady billionaire that no one pays much attention towards.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      12 hours ago

      I don’t think you steal $136 million dollars worth of jewels without connections to fence them.