• @[email protected]
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    729 hours ago

    Americans: we want affordable healthcare

    US Government: best we can do is make eagles the official bird. You didn’t even know it wasn’t already, did you?

    • @RagingRobot
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      95 hours ago

      Good thing we fixed it before people noticed! There is no telling what could have happened

  • Theo
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    298 hours ago

    So, it was never official? They need a bill for this!?!?

  • @zib
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    147 hours ago

    Another productive day for congress I see.

  • @[email protected]
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    268 hours ago

    Benny Franklin wanted the Turkey to be our national bird. He felt it was a noble breed. Stupid, but noble.

    • Flying Squid
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      To be fair, the turkey he wanted to be the national bird was not the fat and stupid kind people eat for dinner, it was the angry dinosaur that was around in his day. I still see them around here. They have spurs on their legs that would rip your stomach open if it wanted to do it. You don’t want to fuck with a wild tom.

    • @HexadecimalSky
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      148 hours ago

      iirc, it wasn’t named natl. bird bcs you cant eat the natl. bird, and we uh, we like eating turkeys

      • @[email protected]
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        107 hours ago

        Sort of lol. The story stems from his writing a letter to a cousin, I think, where it was mostly in jest about how the Bald Eagle is a thief, and a turkey would fight anything (because they are fucking stupid. I’ve seen Tom’s peck and kick at their own reflection in a Ford Explorer door).

        • @Botzo
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          66 hours ago

          Can confirm. Tom attacked my Volvo.

        • FuglyDuck
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          26 hours ago

          They are also rather graceful.

          But, I say turkey because, like. Have you ever seen them jumping to get at apples/crab apples?

          It’s freaking amazing.

          • @[email protected]
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            119 minutes ago

            We live in an area where we have huge groups of turkeys come through our yard. Our dog spotted them and barked, sending 30 of them into the trees around us, which was something I’ll never forget, lol.

            Also, the babies are super cute to see running around.

    • ALoafOfBread
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      Nah he wanted the turkey because it is clever and resourceful. The bald eagle is a scavenger and not particularly clever. Turkeys are smart.

    • @RagingRobot
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      I bet if that had happened we would all eat eagles on thanksgiving!

  • @[email protected]
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    36 hours ago

    i might have voted this one down, because the ‘FINDINGS’ part of the legislation didn’t include mention of the species’ dislike for spray painted diaper fillers.