Pretty sure the carafe was meant to be shared and he could have poured some into a glass. Lol

Is there a hydrohomies community? Because I think I found their mascot.

You don’t get it - it’s the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!

“Just one gin and tonic tonight, I promise”

Boss move.

“Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large water?”

Blatantly flaunting his wealth

I need this mug. Imagine ice cold water on tap with this.

Always need a 2L stein of Smirnoff Ice for the big speeches

Dude was doing so good passing as sober until he pulled out his omg-I’m-really-fucking-high water cup.

Dude borrowed my mug and still hasn’t returned it.