All hail Premlak! I shall henceforth honor him by using an extra sheet.
Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.
Today they are well loved indeed.
A Christmas miracle
I know Premlak understands
I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work
is this true?
Why else do you think the dispensers scream so loud?
Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away
Thank you Premlak
Praise Premlak that we may be dry.
And in thy dryness may we find peace.
All praise Premlak!
So wait … what happened to Premlak when the dispenser stops dispensing any paper?
Let the place know they need another Premlak.
Nothing is everlasting
A new Premlak takes his place. Thus remaking the cycle anew.
All praise Premlak, for they are eternal! 🙏
Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.
And in your dryness he finds comfort.
All praise Premlak!
I am envious
