It seems like sloppy bastards are a thing that happens to most people, and yet no one talks about it. I’d like to talk about it.

  • @dingus
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    91 day ago

    Not specifically the first day, no. But in general during my period yes.

  • ALQ
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    201 day ago

    Not necessarily on the first day, but period poos are the fucking worst.

    • @AquaTofana
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      319 hours ago

      For me they’re always the most uncomfortable due to the…feeling of them, but they’re also by far the most gratifying afterwards.

      I just feel like I relieve so much pressure/bloat and my cramps are temporarily alleviated.

    • LennyOP
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      220 hours ago

      Omg yes. So much technicality too. Like, I just put a tampon in, these things are expensive.

      • ALQ
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        119 hours ago

        The only time I have ever had a tampon come out on its own, even partially, was during a super heavy flow day as I was on the pot. That was one of the singular most unpleasant feelings I’ve had on a toilet.

    • @AquaTofana
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      519 hours ago

      Oh jesus, between this reason and the fact that my husband’s guts are a legit mixing ground for chemical warfare, our marriage would not survive a one bathroom household.

  • @BluetreefrogM
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    41 day ago

    OP, please re-word to be an open-ended question.

    • LennyOP
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      620 hours ago

      Done, sorry. Btw how are your shits?