It seems like sloppy bastards are a thing that happens to most people, and yet no one talks about it. I’d like to talk about it.

  • ALQ
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    201 month ago

    Not necessarily on the first day, but period poos are the fucking worst.

    • @AquaTofana
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      31 month ago

      For me they’re always the most uncomfortable due to the…feeling of them, but they’re also by far the most gratifying afterwards.

      I just feel like I relieve so much pressure/bloat and my cramps are temporarily alleviated.

    • @CM400
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      223 days ago

      I asked my wife, and she said “basically what alquicksilver said”, and then followed it up by saying “it’s not like diarrhea, but like diarrhea’s ugly cousin.”

    • LennyOP
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      21 month ago

      Omg yes. So much technicality too. Like, I just put a tampon in, these things are expensive.

      • ALQ
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        31 month ago

        The only time I have ever had a tampon come out on its own, even partially, was during a super heavy flow day as I was on the pot. That was one of the singular most unpleasant feelings I’ve had on a toilet.

    • @AquaTofana
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      51 month ago

      Oh jesus, between this reason and the fact that my husband’s guts are a legit mixing ground for chemical warfare, our marriage would not survive a one bathroom household.

  • @dingus
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    91 month ago

    Not specifically the first day, no. But in general during my period yes.

  • @BluetreefrogM
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    41 month ago

    OP, please re-word to be an open-ended question.

    • LennyOP
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      71 month ago

      Done, sorry. Btw how are your shits?

  • @RBWells
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    1 month ago

    I am past that time, but yes my experience was -

    Before period, but past ovulation, the premenstrual - a little too much energy, so much sex drive, good appetite, a little constipated.

    As soon as period starts, everything lets go. Horrible migraine, loose stools, no appetite. So bad for about 3 days then after that it was just blood. That drop in hormones that lets the period start can be brutal, and right at ovulation a mini version of the same drop happens, which I always found perplexing, because it tanked my sex drive. Seems like bad design.

  • @polarpear11
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    11 month ago

    That’s how I always knew my period was about to start: diarrhea city.