Hello, IT. Have you tried knocking it off the table?

That cat’s name better be Mike

“Gene, the Odyssey is dying. From my chair here, this is the last option.”

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your cats’ extended warranty.”

I’ve heard if you place an order of “four hundred twenty nuggets” at this Wendy’s, you get a bag of catnip instead.

“Gamin’ here, bro, you need somethin?“