• @ieatpwns
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    1011 hours ago

    Can they sue Boeing? I’d sue the fuck out of Boeing.

  • @extremeboredom
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    1014 hours ago

    So, real nuts and bolts question here. How does this affect their pay? Are they being paid extra to be up there so long? I would want overtime.

  • @foggy
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    1819 hours ago

    Christ. You think president Musk will send a SpaceX solution up there or count his billions?

    • @[email protected]
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      Probably both.

      He’ll just funnel $$ to his private company using cuts to social services for poor people

  • doctorskull
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    841 day ago

    THEY’RE STILL UP THERE?!

    Holy shit, so much has happened in this country and the world at large, I completely forgot this entire story was happening jesus christ almighty

    • @Brickhead92
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      461 day ago

      To be fair, they know the state of the world; I’d probably choose to stay in space.

  • @wowwoweowza
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    515 hours ago

    What is it’s a prank and all they have to do is get caught screwing to be allowed to come home?

  • @Sanctus
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    651 day ago

    The glory of privatization on full display.

  • @[email protected]
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    381 day ago

    60 years of spaceflight and we can still barely get to orbit.

    God we’re shit at this, aren’t we?

    • UnfortunateShort
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      716 hours ago

      I mean, Boeing barely does, we have also shot countless things everywhere in the solar system… Heck, even Starship reached a stable orbit in like the 3rd test flight or so (practically, and throttled shortly before, so the thing returns). It’s hard, but far from impossible with a competent team and strict management

    • Cethin
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      2423 hours ago

      To be fair, it’s incredibly hard to get into orbit, and it’s relatively easy to get anywhere from there. The fact we can get into orbit pretty safely, reliably, and consistently while struggling to do stuff that’s so much easier well is impressive.

  • @YarHarSuperstar
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    231 day ago

    I’m sure they’re just thrilled. We’re probably going to learn all kinds of things about what happens to a human during an extended spaceflight from their ruined bodies.

    • Ultragramps
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      The radiation exposure in space is insane. Their health did certainly going to be noticeable.

    • Flying Squid
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      217 hours ago

      I hope they’re calling each other Gilligan and Skipper.

  • Flying Squid
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    317 hours ago

    I wonder- Are people here still going to argue that they’re definitely happier to be up there than on the ground with their partners and kids when they thought they were going to see them again in 8 days because they’re in space!!!

  • Travelator
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    131 day ago

    Why didn’t Boeing have a contingency plan for this? Not a lot of forward thinking going on there.

    • @nialv7
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      218 hours ago

      it’s not like the astronauts are in any danger