When you ask AI to generate a poster for your Donut Shop: ⬆️
Hisssspy Kreme
Ooh, the hot sign is on!
Wat?
For those not in the southern US, actual Krispy Kreme stores light up a “Hot!” neon sign out front when they’re actively making donuts, and you can get some pulled right off the conveyor belt of deliciousness. If you don’t have a Krispy Kreme store near you, your best bet is to find them in a grocery store and microwave them for 7 seconds to semi-recreate the experience. You can alternatively roast them over a fire like a marshmallow for a little bit which gets them closer to hot-off-the-belt.
I gotta say, a twinkie toasted over the fire like that is something special
Edit:fuck, I gotta go buy a twinkie and toss it in the air fryer
I love drunken epiphanies like this. “What if I took ‘xxxx’ and applied flame?”
No Dunkin Donuts, Sausage Fest.
Mmmm jizz snakes.
“No bite snek!”
No bite on snek
In Soviet Russia, donut bite you… but you still die from heart failure.