• @[email protected]
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    4 days ago

    Instead of a wild animal to fight, Gladiator style, he is handed a claim denial bill and a telephone.

  • @[email protected]
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    164 days ago

    Onions been going hard on healthcare. They’ve been taking jabs almost everywhere on thier site

  • IninewCrow
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    84 days ago

    Get the cancer patient to do battle with an end stage AIDS patient

    Winner gets life prolonging treatment

    LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!! … (Crowd roars as the mass of CEOs throw fake monopoly money into the ring)

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      64 days ago

      Next round will be a pregnant woman with a complicated pregnancy who’s water just broke battling against a construction worker with crushed spinal disks and partial paralysis while living with extreme blinding pain.

  • @BeatTakeshi
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    They be like “hey crabs:👎”