• FuglyDuck
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    861 month ago

    “I am grateful to God that I am still alive today,” he posted, and shared a surveillance video appearing to show a man with the weapons.

    “While heartbreaking, it could have been so unimaginably worse,” the post continued. “God have mercy. Doxing is not a game.”

    first off. bitch, please. doxxing is Fuente’s weapon of choice.

    Secondly, why would this guy, whose being hunted for police for killing people he knew… go to Fuentes’ house?

    My guess, he was seeking help in hiding from the cops. (though also, that kinda looks like Fuentes… are we sure it’s Lyons?)

    • nfh
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      321 month ago

      I like the idea that Fuentes saw a coincidence, decided to play it up, by cosplaying as a dude with a crossbow who was actually in his neighborhood, standing threateningly on his own porch, to play a victim because he didn’t get to be one in real life.

      Even if it didn’t transpire that way, it’s funny how it totally fits.

  • Flying Squid
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    521 month ago

    Your body, his choice. Right, Nick?

    • @robocallOP
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      141 month ago

      Imagine if he opened the door and the shooter said that? Terrible thought.

  • Stopthatgirl7
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    321 month ago

    That “your body my choice” was all just fun and games to him when it was scaring women. Not so funny now, huh, Nick.

  • @[email protected]
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    261 month ago

    One of the reasons I don’t like religion is bc of this shit. He thinks his deity stepped in and saved him when it lets children all over the world die every day.

    Shit stains like this ruin everything for everyone else.

  • @[email protected]
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    251 month ago

    Apparently he will “have to uproot my life and relocate. While I can handle whatever comes to my front door, it is irresponsible to expect my neighbors with young families to share that burden.”

    Hehehe. Well, you were live-streaming. Why didn’t you go out and handle this guy? That would have definitely been good publicity.

  • Optional
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    181 month ago

    First off, total coincidence, secondly the guy totally whiffed it.

    • @[email protected]
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      131 month ago

      Yeah, dude was on a killing spree, didn’t even know who he was. Nick claims he called his name, but who was there to witness that? No one.

      It’s a wild coincidence and he’s a conspiracy theorist.

  • @robocallOP
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    1 month ago

    screenshot of the guy

    • @[email protected]
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      441 month ago

      It is a sign of our current reality that I have no idea if this is real or not. My instinct is that it isn’t, but anything is possible. You could have showed me a Ring screenshot of a man in a bunny costume holding a dildo and a pumpkin and I wouldn’t have ruled it out.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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      81 month ago

      Wow, a Ruger MKIV and one of those flea market ninja warrior wannabe toy crossbows.

      Somebody’s on a budget, I see.

      • @Graphy
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        51 month ago

        The perfect weapon to poke holes into the drywall of your friends parent’s basement

      • Tiefling IRL
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        11 month ago

        Those little crossbows are really good for killing tiny rodents. Ask how I know…

    • @[email protected]
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      So, this guy is just running around in suburbia with a gun and a crossbow, and cops can’t find him?

      NM, should’ve read the article first.

  • Granbo's Holy Hotrod
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    101 month ago

    The crazies are gonna lose track of their craziest. They were just playing a game, some people out there are not.

  • @wildcardology
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    51 month ago

    It’s funny that he “bravely” confronted a 57 year old woman at his door. But not this one.