Not all the beans met our high quality standards, and since feeding those less fortunate is by definition a violation of appropriate meritocracy teachings, the most alpha thing we could do is challenge the foliage with a gamified solution. HR is pleased.

I’m sorry, Kevin. You win some, you lose some. It’s too bad everyone couldn’t get to know each other in the pot.

Did the pot break due to thermal stress?

What happened?!?

Ah buddy, yer beans.

At least your beans brought the boys to the yard. RIP