• @[email protected]
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    415 minutes ago

    I wouldn’t have done this, but I do kinda get it.

    We had a 100 person wedding. Friends, close family, and Aunts/Uncles (no cousins, extended relatives). There definitely were people interested in giving us gifts even though they weren’t invited. I told them basically the same thing as this card. It was annoying having to field those requests at the same time as prepping for the wedding, so I could see why someone would send this card preemptively.

    I feel like it would only be trashy if you were really expecting money from these people.

  • @[email protected]
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    As much as we would like to congratulate the bride and groom, but we are too busy being kept in your hearts.

  • @AnUnusualRelic
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    I wouldn’t send money. I would buy beer and play a video game instead.

    If we were close, I might send a fuck you card.

  • @[email protected]
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    81 hour ago

    My wife and I sent something similar to this when we got married during COVID and could only have 19 total people there (including us), but was about meeting us after for the reception

    There were 2 sent out that said the gift thing instead, both rich assholes who weren’t related to us that would feel guilty and obligated to send us expensive shit or a decent chunk of change, and it worked so that’s a win for us lol

    Doing this to normal people would be an absolute dick move

    • @ReluctantMuskrat
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      Why would you send an invitation to the unrelated “rich assholes” at all? Asking for a gift from people you don’t like just to somehow guilt them into “sending us expensive shit or a decent chunk of change” proves you’re just an asshole yourself, just not a rich one. It’s a “dick move” no matter who you send it to.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 hour ago

        Why would you send an invitation to the unrelated “rich assholes” at all?

        Free shit, duh?

        It’s a “dick move” no matter who you send it to.

        Nope. Did I not already say rich? By default making those who don’t work for their wealth share it is never a dick move, and that’s before you count the specific bullshit those people pulled against my wife and I to screw us over with their wealth

        • @shalafi
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          Lemmy’s all about Robin Hood until they see a moral soapbox to stand on and shout. Weird.

  • Rhaedas
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    Send back a generic Dollar Store congrats card with a $1 bill stapled.

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    Honestly, I’d probably prefer getting this to a wedding invitation for most of the people I know. Of course I want to be at my brother’s wedding. But he’s already married, and I hope not to attend another until (ha!) my own

  • @[email protected]
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    Would just send this to popular, rich people in hope they cannot remember if they know me or not

    • Da Bald Eagul
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      In much the same vain, some guy sent Google invoices/bills and they paid without question, just in case. That was a nice headline.

      • @nepenthes
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        • Vein.

        Origin: Possibly from mining, because valuable minerals often occur in geological veins.

        Vain is vanity.

        • @Crashumbc
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          This one simple trick!

  • @Mickey7OP
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    I would send this reply - “As much as we would love to send you a wedding gift, we have been overwellmed in the upcoming months with wedding receptions that we have to attend and of course provide the happy couples gifts”

  • @[email protected]
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    22 hours ago

    That’s why recycling bins were invented. Everyone saying they’d send a 50p gift, or correct the spelling and send it back… It’s not even worth that much effort

  • @[email protected]
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    194 hours ago

    I’m more offended by their misspelling of “accommodate” and lack of punctuation in the second sentence. What a terrible way to start their life together.

  • @9point6
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    Well, my wedding gifts are usually proportional to what I imagine the couple have already spent for me to be there.

    Someone who throws a wedding with accommodation and everything else all taken care of is going to get a bigger gift than one where I’m just invited to the evening do.

    I guess the invite cost something to send so I suppose their gift would probably be about 50p max, if I could even bring myself to send anything.

    Funnily if I wasn’t invited to a wedding of a friend for whatever reason and they didn’t send a card like this, I’d probably be more inclined to get a token gift as a congratulations anyway.

    • @[email protected]
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      i went to a wedding once where the pastor took the whole hour-long ceremony to bash gayness

      then the ‘reception’ was breakfast lol

      followed by some lame “dating game” between the bride & groom vs the oldest couple in attendance

      no booze, no music, no dancing

      any future invitations are going in the trash if any of the above elements are going to be involved

      • @Crashumbc
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        I mean, if you knew the couple at all there should have been warning signs?

        • @[email protected]
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          former coworkers. everyone was like um wtf you can’t be serious when they announced it. and just like everyone predicted, the marriage lasted less than a year. severest case of “you don’t see red flags when you’re wearing rose colored glasses” i’ve ever seen

  • @[email protected]
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    I keep reading that not as the venue doesn’t have enough space for everyone, but as the venue has banned certain people. I’m really hoping I’m wrong and it is a space issue.

    • 🔍🦘🛎
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      Either A) the couple couldn’t afford a bigger venue or B) they had a special venue in mind that has a low capacity

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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      "unfortunately the AI that trump tower uses to match paint swatches to skin color has determined you may not attend our wedding. Please enclose a 250 dollar money order for the bride and groom to use for their honeymoon in Moscow.

      … ICE has been alerted to your location

      Love and peace

      Kevin and Marsha"