• @[email protected]
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    302 days ago

    With the extra commas he’s destroying their balls with his balls, just like they already destroyed their balls with his balls.

    • @CuddlyCassowary
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      72 days ago

      The commas just add a Godfather cadence, which seems, accurate.

      • @BenLeMan
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        2 days ago

        Classic Christopher Walken cadence.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 day ago

          Just requires one more comma after “destroy”

          Although I guess while I’m being pedantic they should be ellipses.

        • @CuddlyCassowary
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          22 days ago

          Oooh yeah, that works too! I just couldn’t get « …on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… » out of my head.

  • @Mickey7OP
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    22 days ago

    Here’s the real irony - the humans discover the damage. They blame him. He sits there with an innocent look and blames the dog. He has hidden one of the broken Christmas tree balls in the dog’s bed.

  • CEbbinghaus
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    12 days ago

    Damn he really do be plotting his vengeance.