Patton Oswalt has a whole bit of how cleaned up G rated filth is a million times worse than just swearing.

I mean, if a terry up on this plane even’s thinkin’ ‘bout tryin’ do somethin’, we gonna draxx…him…up.

Easily one of my favorites of how effective it is to say the wrong words but the meaning still comes across because of the tone.

That and the gibberish Italian song.

Imma grinch all in that hoo

Merry Chrystler

She was a saint on my nick, I couldn’t las.