• JaggedRobotPubes
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    211 hours ago

    Like if you watched to the end and you will have seven years of good luck.

  • Schwim Dandy
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    3622 hours ago

    I appreciate the warning as it readily admits the majority of the content is boring enough to make you want to scroll away.

    • @gndagreborn
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      311 hours ago

      I LOVE engagement farming. I LOVE generating all that revenue and data to be mined for my precious share holders who I owe my LIFE to.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      718 hours ago

      Nah, I like to close my eyes at the penultimate second of any video I would otherwise have watched to the end. Just to be difficult.

    • @Duamerthrax
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      819 hours ago

      I’ve never even heard that line in anything I watch. If I see thumbnail faces, I instantly block the whole channel.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      1122 hours ago

      Yup! That’s in fact what I myself don’t do.

      I cross posted this post from another to MildlyInfuriating because it’s the kind of content this community is for. Not because I myself was soliciting advice.

  • @[email protected]
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    661 day ago

    Even worse is captions saying what happens. Like it’ll be a video of a baby trying to sit on a chair and missing and falling…and the caption will say “bro missed his chair”.

    Why does a 7 second video need spoilers?

    • @disguy_ovahea
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      351 day ago

      That’s up there with the overlay of the “creator” pointing at the spoiler text, needlessly obscuring the actual content.

    • @CrayonRosary
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      The worst is people verbally explaining what you’re seeing like a fucking documentary. It’s extra bad because they stole the video they’re narrating.

      Even better is a split screen video where the bottom half is someone playing Minecraft or some really simple platform game because people don’t have the attention span to learn some dumb fact without also watching some game on half of their screen.

      I really hate this version of the internet.

      • @[email protected]
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        219 hours ago

        Even better is a split screen video where the bottom half is someone playing Minecraft or some really simple platform game because people don’t have the attention span to learn some dumb fact without also watching some game on half of their screen.

        I’ve never seen those in any of my feeds, thankfully. Probably because I tend to watch longer videos and…“original” videos (no overlayed people or other stuff)

        • @CrayonRosary
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          Same, but once in a while I start watching a short from one of my subscriptions and then start scrolling. I guess because I watch some gaming content, YouTube thinks I want to watch that drivel.

          • @[email protected]
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            112 hours ago

            I watch a lot of gaming content, but it’s mostly video essay or review style stuff. Maybe that’s what keeps my feed clean.

            On YouTube, I don’t watch shorts at all though. And I’m vicious about telling it “Not Interested” when there’s something I don’t want in my feed.

            • @CrayonRosary
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              212 hours ago

              It’s not my feed that has crap. Try swiping up on 100 shorts some night when you can’t sleep and see what you see.

    • FireWire400
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      191 day ago

      It’s the attention span shrinking as time goes by.

      I have a brilliant idea actually; a video sharing site with a maximum video length of one second. “How much can you fit in a second? Find out for only $10/month”

      • @glimse
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        151 day ago

        That just made me miss Vine and early Twitter… Attention span be damned, there’s an art to crafting a good joke with a length constraint that I don’t see much on the internet anymore

          • @glimse
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            41 day ago

            Yeah. Those platforms were the one-liners of social media comedy. 7 seconds/140 characters to set up and deliver a punch line.

      • @Valmond
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        41 day ago

        Bill Gates, Zuccerberg and Elon Musk wants to know your address.

  • @[email protected]
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    I did X and this happened!

    Also, if the title of a news article is in the form of a question I just mutter to myself “no” and keep scrolling without even reading it.

      • @Maggoty
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        1023 hours ago

        Which then becomes a way to influence opinion.

        Can Obama Really Reform Healthcare?

        Is Trump’s Infrastructure Week Here?

        Can Biden Make EVs Work?

        The answer should be Fuck You, I’ll go read a different source on this topic.

    • @glimse
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      121 day ago

      THIS GUY JUST…

      Tell me who “this guy” is. You have their username. Don’t anonymize them.

  • LostXOR
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    Especially when the video is only 15 seconds long. Has the average attention span really fallen so far that one can’t wait like 10 seconds for the funny part? (The answer is yes, I know, I’ve seen kids scrolling through TikTok and skipping a video after just a second or two).

    • Tarquinn2049
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      1523 hours ago

      “Wait for the end” or “the last one will shock you” is because the video gets an algorithm bump if people watch it all the way to the end. Only reason. To make more money.

      • @MellowYellow13
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        111 hours ago

        Yes but you dont have to say “watch till the end,” as it makes people literally not want to do that

        • Tarquinn2049
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          It should, they are not giving any proper reason to, just trying to cheaply get more money from you wasting more of your time. They are wrong, they should feel bad. Making a video with the express purpose of trying to milk money out of it is not a successful strategy long-term. Making good content that people want to watch to the end without being told to is much harder, but actually works.

    • @Maggoty
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      423 hours ago

      How much is impatient people and how much is the content creator not understanding how to do a hook at the beginning?

    • @[email protected]
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      119 hours ago

      Have you ever considered that those kids already saw the video and don’t want to watch again?

  • @Fluffy_Ruffs
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    201 day ago

    If it’s interesting I’ll watch until the end. It’s that simple. If you feel the need to tell me how to get through a 30-second video I’m going to assume it’s not worth my time and that’s the only way you can get me to stick around.

  • scops
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    81 day ago

    Is this some New Social Media platform problem I’m too elder millenial to understand?

    • @[email protected]
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      81 day ago

      It’s like the TikTok equivalent of YouTube clickbait titles and thumbnails. I don’t even use TikTok, but I can hear the stilted AI lady voiceover saying, “Wait Until The End. You Won’t Believe The Transformation.”

  • @UnderpantsWeevil
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    71 day ago

    Longer engagement times on videos are rewarded with higher priority in the Feed and more advertising revenues.

    These videos are responding to the economic incentives created by the social media industry. Nothing you - personally - do will change this because you - personally aren’t the target audience.

    • @Odo
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      419 hours ago

      “Till” and “until” are separate words despite having the same meaning. This meaning of “till” is actually the older word.