• kamenLady.
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      The Icelandic Salt Dolly? That’s exactly how i like my humor. With sprinkles of black.

    • IninewCrow
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      1112 days ago

      Throws cup away breaking it on the wall behind them

      FEK OFF CUP!!!

  • @philthi
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    1112 days ago

    Definitely true, considering the lack of “thank you”, I’m Irish, but even I’d be offended!

    • palordrolap
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      According to some surveys, the Irish drink more tea than the English these days.

      This is one of those things that becomes more disturbing the more you think about it.

  • IninewCrow
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    I hate having tea with anyone in North America. I grew up drinking orange pekoe tea at home. Mom always brewed a strong pot of tea and it was a deep dark orange color and tasted great with a bit of milk. A fresh cup to me is a deep dark orange, a drop of milk and a bit of sugar.

    The only fast food place that comes close to this is Tim Hortons. Ordered with a scone and it reminds me of tea and bannock (a native style and very basic baked bread)

    I’ve never met anyone else who could make it. It’s like a foreign concept to people. They’ll pour luke warm water into a tea bag and serve it weak and watery and drown it with milk and basically serve a shifty watery milkshake. I’ve even been to restaurants where they just use the hot tap water to serve a cup of tea.

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    412 days ago

    My favorite is a scene in an animal forest full of talking animals.

    Mr beaver: Well, hello Mr Wolf, won’t you come in for some tea. I’ve just made a new pot (holding pot and tea cup in his hands)

    !!! … (sounds of ceramic breaking on the floor) … !!!

  • @niktemadur
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    311 days ago

    “Fancy a nice cuppa tea, then, lad?”
    “Piss off, ya daft cow!”

  • @stupidcasey
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    This is how the US declared they weren’t a part of England, fund fact that story is actually wrong what happened is some bloke was walking on a ship whilst drinking tea slipped and it spilled, england instantly declared war

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    Insani-tea and biscuits