Oh shit forgot to put the reminder in my phone.

  • @[email protected]
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    2 days ago

    The number of times I have been absolutely sober and panicked thinking the house was on fire while the oven is self cleaning is more than zero…

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    334 days ago

    The day I found out my SO and I have very different metabolisms was when we first tried edibles and he was high in less than 30 minutes, while I thought I was imune to it after 90 minutes or absolutely nothing. So I started making us snacks, only for it to hit me like a truck made of mind fog while holding a hot pan.

  • @MrFappy
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    144 days ago

    How dare you post this in shitpost? I giggled and related to it… these are not the qualities of a shitpost.

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    63 days ago

    Rookie move. 3 minutes? That’s a timer. 3 and a half hours? That’s a timer. Everything in-between and most time outside of those, that’s a timer.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      23 days ago

      Bake edible cookies and eat a couple than munch on the rest after to get so high you hang onto your armrests on your chair for eight hours.