Yep, that was most definitely the picture I wanted to end this year with. Thank you.

Just makes you wonder if sex toys are alive.

My cousin had a fuck-hole in one of his stuffies growing up. I can’t imagine he got much pleasure out of fucking cotton, but maybe it was purely the hole that did it for him.

People like to say that margarine is just one molecule away from being plastic, so maybe for him, the cotton hole was one textile away from being a pussy.