I know this is an old tweet, but don’t tempt fate. The magats very much care about what happens in your bedrooms and there’s not enough magays to stem that tide.

Next time I see a confederate flag I’m gonna ask what kind of pride flag it is

The bottoms will raise again!

I’ve had my current CPU for longer than the Confederacy existed.

I am about to replace it though.

Shrek movies have been a longer lasting era of american history.

But to be fair they haven’t killed quite as many people. I haven’t checked recently tho so don’t quote me.

I have socks that have been around at least twice as long as the Confederacy