My bitch-face is resting

  • @shalafi
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    5 days ago

    Cannot stress this enough, never say this to a woman. Just don’t.

    When my wife smiles her attractiveness jumps x10. It’s almost surreal to see the difference, love it.

    Don’t ask someone to smile, make them smile. Do something worthy, earn it. Asking is lazy and unworthy. A man is basically saying, “Be pretty for my amusement.”

    Solid tip from an ex-gf who always shared men and women stuff I had never heard: If she smiles with her lips closed, it’s a friendly thing, at best. If she smiles with teeth, that’s more genuine. You can’t force genuine.

    • @dohpaz42
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      175 days ago

      Don’t be ashamed if you fart while urinating, there is no rain without thunder. — Matthew Wineman

      I’d also like to add that sometimes there is hail during a thunderstorm.

  • @Cort
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    65 days ago

    Turn that frown upside-down!