• @draneceusrex
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    661 month ago

    Man, sure glad the Republican House did such a great job investigating the Biden Crime Family! I am sure they will do an amazing job against the Jan 6th committee, too! /s

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      171 month ago

      When you’re walking into 2025 and you can’t even decide whether to keep the government open, there’s not a lot else to do except convene an endless string of committee hearings

      • @WhatYouNeed
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        61 month ago

        We’ll form a committee that will decide who will be on a committee, that will investigate a committee.

        • @Riccosuave
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          21 month ago

          Committees all the way down. Committee-ception. Right to the depths of Hell.

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        11 month ago

        Once everyone is made sufficiently afraid of violence and oppression - either directly from donvict’s thugs, or via people whipped up by donvict’s stochastic terrorism - people will mostly forget all about the prices of eggs, so the problem will be considered “solved”.

    • @[email protected]
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      Well now they won’t have any pesky “employees with integrity” who will point out a key witness was lying so they’ll get to have their paid liars come in and “provide Evidence™” that actually Biden Hussein Obama personally hired all the committee members assigned to the investigation and paid them to fabricate evidence.

      Faux News will be feasting all through this next administration :(

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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      41 month ago

      Don’t worry, the investigation they did into Gaetz came up finding all the evidence they needed to say he was guilty of statutory rape, illegal drug usage, and paying prostitutes. He’s getting prosecuted now right? Guess not

  • @GarrulousBrevity
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    Can’t wait for the Jan. 6 committee committee committee that’ll eventually investigate this Jan. 6 committee committee

    • @[email protected]
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      21 month ago

      I think once we get to three levels of committee that some quantum stuff kicks in and ends the universe. I am also prone to wishful thinking.

      • @Riccosuave
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        21 month ago

        That seems like a lot of extra work when we could all just die in a nuclear holocaust trying to stop the Democrats from sending more hurricanes.

  • Snot Flickerman
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    301 month ago

    We got to find more ways to piss away American taxpayer dollars than actually doing our jobs

    It makes sense that his name is Johnson because he’s a giant fucking dick.

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    I read what Republicans wrote, but my eyes glazed over whenever they attacked investigators instead of talking about how key facts were actually lies.

    Which is to say I ended up tuning the whole thing out. One day they might learn how to communicate with people instead of fellow homo dipshitus.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      111 month ago

      One day they might learn how to communicate with people instead of fellow homo dipshitus.

      That’s what Talk Radio is for. The committees exist to dig up dirt. The right wing media exists to spin it out into a digestible media narrative, with talking heads pounding on the table and shouting about how they Have The Documents.

    • @CharlesDarwin
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      11 month ago

      I’m sure all his talking points were aimed at those that are terminally online and/or tuned into the Faux Cinematic Universe.

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    111 month ago

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  • HubertManne
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    61 month ago

    whats the name of this committee and who are the members going to be. need to add them to the list.

  • @CharlesDarwin
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    11 month ago

    All are found GUILTY!.. of making butthurt qons feel bad.