My sister and I know our brother was actually found in a toilet factory.

Context: as kids, we once passed by a building during a road trip with a sign that said “sibling’s name’s toilet factory” and have been giving him shit about it ever since.

My cousin is eight. They were very confused by the reference to twenty-five. The rest of the family gave me funny looks too.

YMMV.

Update: I’ve realised my mistake. My cousin isn’t my sibling. Actually I better check that … brb.

I miss Florkofcows comics.

Lil bro looks thrilled

Look how happy the little turd looks!!

I think being chosen is better than being born into. Being chosen means being wanted. Being born into means they had no other option.

Yeah but what if they’re turning 35?