This is the timeline we deserved.
Dude looks more like Nic Cage than Gene Wilder. So, this movie is still doable, and I’d pay good money to see it.
Lol. Can’t unsee.
holy crow i wish this was real.
The sequel is Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator which deals with such topics as a massive luxury space hotel, shapeshifting aliens that will bludgeon you to death and eat you for existing near them, and accidentally reversing the age of one of your grandparents so far that they blink out of existence and you have to travel into the extremely dangerous pre-existance void to save them.
Chocolate kills dogs. Donald Pleasance as “Mr. President” is great. Produced by David L Wolper (who won an Oscar for The Hellstrom Chronicles) The detail on this is fucking fantastic.
Oh it gets even better. Written and directed by Rob Schrab.
Rob Schrab was instrumental in the Channel 101 days, involved in some of their highest quality series.
He would go on to Direct the Sarah Silverman Program and then went on to be involved in many different comedic projects. I’ve always been a fan of his “drawless animation” art style.
I’d watch the hell out of this.
He also wrote the Scud: The Disposable Assassin comics. Weird and cool.
Holy shit how did I miss that? I remember Scud!
Turns out you don’t wanna know where that Glass Elevator takes you.
EDIT: I just caught the “chocolate kills dogs” I’m fucking dead.
I’d never thought that Chocolate might be a weapon against them before.
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Only worth it if Christopher Lee plays the werewolf.
He plays Grandpa Joe. With a vengeance.
Another SHV fan?
Wonka’s got that trigger discipline!
