I don’t normally post posters but I had to share this one released today. This was approved!? It’s terrible!
From the director known for his terrible movies and written by the guy who refuses to write a book…
Bonus: starring the director’s wife.
Yup, I saw Milla Jovovich, immediately suspected the director was her husband, and yep
Is [email protected] leaking?
Why are people saying this poster’s okay? It’s so corny.
I like how weird Dave’s head looks in that hat.
That looks atrocious. I need to see it now.
Edit: “and George RR Martin” waitwhat i am so confused
Edit2: “Based on a short story by George R. R. Martin” oh i see.
I clicked the thumbnail before the post and thought the exact same thing … it’s trash and whoever made it is terrible at their job…whoever approved it is even worse. I bet it’s all ai
Slop lovers ready to feast. 😋
Bautista elevates everything, take it back.
Ouch that’s terrible! Why does he look like a thumb with a beard?
I thought Dave had beefy weightlifter legs, but this makes them look like chicken legs.
Looks fine to me.
I like it. Can’t wait to see it.
Not sure why the OP and (at least) one comment at time of writing didn’t like it, but it’s not that bad.
I shouldn’t be able to pick out the individual photoshop layers! 😄 The design isn’t bad, it’s just put together poorly. They clearly stand out from the background, the lighting doesn’t match.
I didn’t look at the post title or the description at first and I thought someone had made a post with a poorly shopped in photo of someone’s face replacing the original.
The whole poster just looks wrong.
So flat, like someone took some stickers and placed them on top of each other on a background.
I mean just look at his left foot (our right). It’s literally not stepping on anything!
The head, body and legs all look like they are from different photos and people.
The legs look like they belong to someone completely different, and then the head has replaced whoever was originally there.
I bet they never posed for this, just took random photos of them going about their day and slapped it together.
When did I pose for this?
You didn’t.
