Tit loans sounds pretty good. I just need to borrow them for a little bit.

Die Mart, your literal one-stop shop mart.

Ass world for me too.

No, that’s German for “The Mart, the.”

Considering two of the options are ‘hell’ and ‘die mart’ my money is on ass world being filled with hairy old men with poor hygiene.

Hell seems to be where all the interesting people go to, so there.

Well, I’m probably already going to Hell, so I might as well spread up the process. On the plus side, I could spend my time joining Carter in trying to find Reagan and we could both give him what he has coming for his Reaganomics.

One of the saddest parts about this comment is that by default my keyboard has Reaganomics as an actual word.

Is tit loans the place where I pay a stripper or a buy now pay later payment plan on estrogen?

(As an Asexual Transfem one of those sounds a lot better)

what’s the top word meant to be in DIE MART? I know the bottom is “food mart” but I can’t figure out Prodie or Frodie or Phodie but none of it makes sense

I knew there had to be tit loans. I’ve gotta call my sister.

Die Mart is tempting, I am ready to leave the mortal coil and see what awaits me on the other side

Actually the die mart was my very closest convenience store. Nice guy from Nepal was always behind the counter. Homeless guy would sleep behind the trash cans on the side. Once, he overdosed at the bus stop across the street. Although, the signs lights were out before this happened, maybe there’s more to the name than we realize…

I feel like going to Die Mart today. Hopefully they have something affordable.