I used to work at a place where I was the only one who liked pickles. When we get catering from a sandwich place, everyone else in the office would bring me their pickle spear. It was glorious
That sounds amazing
I used to work at a place where the boss took the whole crew to lunch on Thursdays (about 10 of us), and no one liked lemons, so they’d all tell the waitress not to bring lemons with their water or tea. I would then ask the waitress for all of their lemons, and while those fools were getting full on bread waiting on their food, I would eat lemons like an absolute goblin. It was wonderful.
“I have come for your pickle”
Not me, that face doesn’t look the least bit ready to follow up taking the pickle with a lecture on how delicious pickles are.
I’ll give you my pickle.
I’ve got a nickel
