I predict that the DNA sample will be orange in color.

  • 🦄🦄🦄
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    “Will have to”

    Lmao no he doesn’t. What happens if he doesn’t do it? And what happens if he owns more guns? More convictions with zero consequences? Why would he care?

  • @ChonkyOwlbear
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    Can’t own a gun, but controlling the nukes is just fine. Makes sense.

  • originalucifer
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    name another human convicted of 34 felonies and does zero jail-time, zero fines. go ahead, i dare ya.

  • @[email protected]
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    And let THAT be a LESSON to you! If you ALSO want to get away with a Crime all you need to do is THREATEN the LIFE of the Judge’s FAMILY!

  • CrimeDad
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    1714 hours ago

    Setting aside that it’s Donald Trump I think it’s messed up that non-violent felons, or any felon really, lose rights just because they’re felons. Why should anyone lose their right to vote or keep a firearm if neither of those things had anything to do with their crimes?

    • @[email protected]
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      There’s actually a really good reason to deny prisoners the vote.

      Imagine you’re a political party in control of the government. You can pass laws that target people who would not vote for you, then convict them of those crimes so they can’t vote against you!

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    …do three strikes laws apply to simultaneous convictions?..

  • Diplomjodler
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    312 hours ago

    The US justice system isn’t even a joke any more.

  • @danekrae
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    615 hours ago

    “Why does this blood sample smell like hamberders?!”

  • @dohpaz42
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    415 hours ago

    Knowing Trump, it’ll be a little sippie cup of dried semen.