I have a chili’s memory!
Drinking with some buddies, we saw an older lady who had way too much. She was alone. When they started to close up, she was resting her head on her arm, asleep on the bar. My friends left, I stayed behind to help her. The bartender tried waking her up, eventually slapping his hand repeatedly on the bar; she moved but didn’t get up. I came up and put my hand on her back, said something to her, and she lifted her head. She seemed so grateful. I helped her out of the bar, to a hotel across the street. They weren’t booking any rooms, but they were willing to let her sleep in a chair in the lobby.
Would it be immoral to put this lady on one of those bellhop luggage carts and take her drunk ass around town to see the sights?
Edit: in my vision, there’s upbeat montage music playing in the background
Fuck it, force some shrooms down her throat and hold cocaine up every time she breathes in. Time of her life she won’t remember.
Welcome to my dojo
Upvote this person.
And the hotel staff
Looks like Bo Burnham doing karate.
Same thought I had haha
To be followed by a stop at Waffle House. Which gives me inspirado for my Hardly Boys series. Thanks!
These book covers memes are top tier, anyone know what they’re called?
Search it up young friend. This was us old fuckers’ version of culture.
Tu Madre es una chingadera.
You going to take all that time to link shit and not upvote what you’re replying to? Kids I swear.
Chingadera is my favorite Spanish word, I can up vote that.
You call them loaded potatoes.
I call them throwing stars.
We are not the same
Oh, a book about me!
I was there. You were kind of obnoxious after the 6th beer, but it was pretty entertaining during the 10th when you tried yelling at the tablet kiosk at your table to bring you more drinks because you were too drunk to accurately tap on it anymore and the waiter had to come take it away from you, which is when you showed him your ninja fighting moves and karate-chopped a plate of chips.
