Diggin’ the Twin Peaks reference.

Why is Agent Cooper floating through the Lodges the face of this lol

If you cover yourself in ketchup and mayonnaise, are you Thousand Island Dressing?

The latest fashion news: The French Dressing.

Only while you are actively putting them on, after that, you’re just a ranch

The cowboy hat always subtracts like half of what I would otherwise assume their IQ to be.

I have never seen or heard of someone smart wearing a cowboy hat. Outside of doing a satire or parody.

That ssntenx scra.med mynbrain thogs